I can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can be the moodiest baby
and you've never met anyone
who is as negative as I am sometimes.
I am the wisest woman you've ever met.
I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected.
I have the bravest heart that you've ever seen
and you've never met anyone
who's as positive as I am sometimes.
My passive-aggressiveness can be devastating
I'm the funniest woman that you've ever known.
I'm the dullest woman that you've ever known.
I'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known
and you've never met anyone...
who is as everything as I am sometimes
